I haven’t cleaned out my junk mail for a while. When I looked at it all, I realized something.
By golly gosh there, is a story in there.
Did you know that “Faith Holford was attacked by dogs”? If she had to take medication however, she could “free herself of all illness with our drugs offered by Christian Harvey”. Though she better be quick, the sale is about to end at NewPharmacydotcom”. For overall health, she can “join Desmond Newton and the millions who use Acai
Now on the love scene situation, things aren’t so good. You see, her other half – Bob – Bob the beau, has ‘problems’ “Wanda Hamlin could help him get his instrument bigger then ever” and then the Viagra Official Site would offer 75% off” and “ “really satisfy the hot chicks” Won’t Faith be happy?
Or maybe he just needs a new watch! According to “Amando Mccellan, every macho should have a cool watch”
In my own case, “Elba Mayes wants me to take a chance to show off in a bikini”. Melba, I’m thinking no. Although……. “Norberto Herrington says Acai Elite burns fat at the speed of light” That is pretty fast isn’t it? I wonder if it’s anything to do with the Acai Berry that promises overall health. Must be a wonder cure!
And “Randal Hqory wants the name of the book”. I wonder which one he means. I do have a goodly number of them. “J.M.C Loan Int'l is offering me a loan application”. I think I’d rather trust my bank though. I’ve been with them for over 20 years. “Wava Geffre is offering more options for users”. As to users of what I don’t have a clue however. And “Gedye Marlo has a message delivery”. But once again I don’t know what kind of message that might be. “Siu Rebelo wants no chats, just conversation”. I’m thinking he or she must be a deep thinker. And I wasn’t aware that I had really been away anywhere, but “James Groby wonders where did I go”.
Well, I’ve had fun with my Spam Story – but at 42 messages, I do think it’s time to do a group delete.