Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Just for the record

I DO NOT want my penis enlarged. I don't have one to enlarge.

I HAVE NO NEED for either Viagra or Ciallis.

I DO NOT want to buy a Rolex watch - I'm happy with my $12.99 ones thank you.

I have NO intention of buying med's online. I live in Canada and they are a reasonable price here. Not to mention I now have a very good drug plan and only pay 95 cents per prescription.

I'm NOT WORRIED about my credit rating. I've checked and it's pretty good - but thank you for your offer.

If I'm TAKEN HARD in bed tonight - it will be my choice, not because of some email. And I can tell you that IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. Not tonight anyway.

But most of all I am sick and tired of coming home and discovering 40 some odd spam emails in my junk mail and having to look at each one to make sure it's not something I DO want to read!

(you can tell I'm feeling bitchy tonight)


CindyS said...

Sing it!!!

Also, I don't care if you have a million dollars that needs to be hidden cause I can see a scam from a billion miles away.

And since I've never written to you I don't need you writing to let me know I let you down and you are lonely.

I guess the tame 'penis' enlargement ads didn't hook me so I'm getting some seriously raunchy stuff now. Bleck.


ReneeW said...

You go girl! I keep getting those get rich quick scams from Nigeria. Yahoo mail sends most of my spam to a separate folder so I only have to open the folder, look at the subjects and hit delete! Ah, very satisfying. I think spammers need some jail time.

Katie(babs) said...

No penis enlargement? Could be fun.

LASR Admin - Romance Reviews said...

Well, hey... I've won the European Lottery more times than I can count.